Twenty days until Christmas!

Twenty days until Christmas.

Uh-oh.

Guess who hasn’t bought a thing yet. Unless, of course, you count the Christmas tree shaped Reese’s Peanut Cups that vaguely resemble turds and the “snowflake” shaped York Peppermint Patties and the Hershey Milk Chocolate bars with Santa on them.

I’ve been eating those.

And the Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Bells. Those are going to require me asking Santa Claus for new clothes a size up…

Anyway, I’m off to consider this ticking Christmas clock.